For tired Thursday eyes, I bid you to wrap your brain around the “Human Slinky”. If the video below and that website design aren’t enough, Ioan Venaimin Oprea’s other acts include “The First and Only Human Blowfish on Earth” and the “Octopus Dance”, which effectively “enchants with body-magic.”

Those not entirely disoriented by this point and interested in purchasing the Human Slinky costume may do so for $1,000,000 on eBay. 

via Laughing Squid